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  • mom:

    -lights up cigarette before we're out of the bank-

  • me:

    mom, you can't smoke in here...

  • mom:

    eh, fuck this place!

“I want to date you, but….”

DANGGG, this has never happened to me before.

mydrunkkitchen:

HOW TO TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING YOU’RE JENNA MARBLES: A response to Jenna’s MDK tribute.

ambrosiajones:

She lives!

OH MY.. :,D

ambrosiajones:

She lives!

OH MY.. :,D

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.
Cat Facts to the rescue.
[reddit.]

Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in dayssss!!!

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

Holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard in dayssss!!!

<3
Getting something like this soo.

<3

Getting something like this soo.